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POV ur boyfriend is taking lewds in ur old t shirt 

would u fuck them

Self-hosted VPN stops working mere days before long vacation? Solution: Just reinstall Raspbian.

I swear I tried everything my inexperienced mind could think of, but it will not connect to the internet anymore. Spontaneous, cause nothing has changed since it worked last week. eth0 is just not working. My router can’t see it, I can’t SSH in, and it cannot ping any other computer on the network. Tried every manner of reconfiguration and resetting, but I’m just gonna reinstall the OS and copy over the vpn config cause there’s some bloat on the install from other stuff I was running in the past that may just have broken something. Plus it’s out of date (and I can’t update cause no internet!)

I just hope this time I remember how to set up the VPN cause last time it took me literal months to get it working.

@malkosh although, to be fair, reverential capitalization wouldn’t be inaccurate either since you are my favorite toy 🧡

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Petition to have the meanings of “Toy” and “toy” distinguished so we don’t get confused when referring to @malkosh

And call it: “objectual capitalization”. Kinda like how reverential capitalization works, but w/o the reverence part.

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oh, to be a thembo pool boy for a rich couple... the husband and wife both think the other is sleeping with me and they're both right. but i most passionately make love with their gardener while we plot our proletarian revolution

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hypno/bimbo whatever 

just drinking my fizzy pink lemonade thinking about a bimbo potion that erases your thoughts with each sour-sweet pink bubble pop
pop
pop
pop
until the only thing left in your head is pink bubbles~

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when you give someone else control over you, you can't control yourself anymore. so there's nothing left to stop you when they let go of the reigns and tell you to lose it

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someday soon i will tell you all about The Werewolf Thing

Why is using strokers on strap-ons not a thing? Like I’ve maybe ever only found a handful of people mention it let alone making content of it…

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lewd joke 

yeah i succeed in life. i suck down so much seed

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lewdish selfie in my new binder (no ec) 

hello please ignore all the junk behind me

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collaring 

listen i dont care what it looks like if you send me a picture of a collar implying you would have me wear it for you, i will unironically want to wear it. i can't help it. i need to be owned and collared. i dont make the rules (but you knew that)

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dick pics opinion 

is this an invitation to send me dick pics so i can give you pointers on how to make it better? well,

not no

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dick pics opinion 

i like seeing them but i feel like. most dick havers take pics of their dick like they're submitting it as an entry to the national dick measuring contest and imo there are other, sexier ways of photographically presenting your penis

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working quality control at the dick factory, testing each batch to make sure they're perfectly suckable

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