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gender feels 

the correct way is a lot more comfortable I guess u_u

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gender feels 

I discovered I’ve been wearing my binder in such a way that can cause long term damage to my boobies looool there just really is no way to contain them when I’m wearing the binder correctly T_T

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my tummy hurts )':

gender feels 

(but no, like, I’m finding that agender/trans-masc is feeling kind of right these days, I don’t really consider myself to be a…man

but like, ya know

alright, now I’m ruining it by over-explaining the joke, I’m going away now ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

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gender feels 

me: *wears a shirt that says “let trans women live”*
husband: *teasingly* what about trans men??
me thinking: that’d be a little redundant and overly self-important
me irl: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@gabek I remembered that you really enjoyed that other early 00s alt-metal + kid song remix I sent you. I found another. reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q6

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*finger guns at fedi* ayyyyyyyye

it’s the pink bow or mandatory dress of the Monsters universe, that symbol for It Is Very Important You Know This Is GiRL, and it’s making me nuts

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upon my 537th time of watching Monsters University, I realized all girl monsters have the same long eyelashes (almost all with little black dots on the ends) and I can’t unsee it

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drunk posting 

all beds should be nothing but pillows

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drunk posting 

oh my god it’s awesome

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I combined the pillows from two hotel beds and constructed a new bed

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(I didn’t win, for the record)

(I came in like 4th out of 10 or something)

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well, I asked for an activity and I got it

in the form of a frantic time-based scavenger hunt where the winner’s table gets to get food first lol

honestly I preferred it to sitting at my table twiddling my thumbs

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drunk posting 

fkkkk strangers have sat down at our table

what are like, normal people conversation openers

what do you do for a living?

how’s the weather…??

what’s your DnD alignment??

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drunk posting 

either I will drink enough to become social or I will pass out, place your bets now

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drunk posting 

i just want something to do that’s not talking to people looool

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