kit @kitty@im-in.space

I had no choice but to make something like it myself

*slaps roof of cat* this cat can fit so much cat

devour the patriarchy

what kit says: I’m in the mood for a margarita
what kit means: I want 𝙎𝘼𝙇𝙏

reaching dangerously low giving-a-shit levels

(14%) ■□□□□□□□□□

I started thinking about the circumstances surrounding The Bad Depression of 2019 and I really need to stop doing that 🙃

went from really good mood during the day to drinking a whiskey sour that’s literally like three-fourths whiskey lol

gosh my mood has been all over the map today lol

this is your periodic reminder to check your bluetooth headset's settings on your mac and move the slowly drifting balance back to the center 🙂

nobody loves me
everyone hates me
guess I’ll go eat worms

how to do chores

1. wait for mom to come over uninvited
2. congrats, you are now running all over the house doing all the chores to avoid spending time with her

hey fedi, it’s been a bit, how’re you

oops now im sad

“I miss BarCamp, I wish it would come back” says the…organizer of BarCamp 2019 lol…

it’s that time of year again when I miss barcamp

hi fedi

i like you :3

posting more text in images to circumvent the character limit is a bannable offense

free idea: a fedi instance with a 5 character word limit

fuck it, I thought it’d be funny

whether or not it’s actually funny is debatable

im not actually but it was a funny thought

taking instagram-worthy photos of my breakfast: a sugar-free energy drink, a granola bar, and a pack of cheese cracker sandwiches

I am just so completely drained today, I have nothing left for myself, let alone anyone else

I just want people to stop wanting things from me for a bit…