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selfie w/ cat, e/c 

*slaps roof of cat* this cat can fit so much cat

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sleep! huh!
what is it good for?
absolutely NOTHIN

alc 

it suddenly occurs to me, why was I forcing margarita into the Piña Colada song when there’s already Margaritaville lol

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mh (-) 

been in a bad depression for a couple days now, can my brain just not

gender feels 

new dysphoria just dropped

I shake hands like a girl lol

alc 

kit: *posts nothing for a month*
also kit: *50 posts in 30 minutes about margaritas and salt*

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alc-adjacent, too much caps 

lol I cleaned up all the salt and then put ice in the glass and more salt sprinkled everywhere from the impact

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alc-adjacent, too much caps 

SALT SALT SALT—oh fuck

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alc-adjacent, too much caps 

SALT SALT SALT SALTSALT SALT SALT SALT SALTSALT SALT SALT SALT SALTSALT SALT

EVERYBODAAAAAY

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alc 

I just want salt

(and tequila)

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alc, caps 

salt salt salt salt
then let’s have margaritas
aaaaand a lot of salt

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alc, caps 

(to the tune of the Piña Colada song)

If you like margaritas
Gettin caught in the rain
If you like tequila
And more tequila

IF YOU LIKE EATING SALT AT MIDNIGHT~

drunk posting, might be nonsensical 

what’s a real human

what are real human reactions

if I’m autistic, do I still pass or

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drunk posting, might be nonsensical 

I’m watching Blade Runner and the test they do on replicants, like

I wonder if I would pass

I don’t feel like a real human sometimes

hey what happened to that venn diagram that was three circles labeled "programmers", "trans women", and "autistic people", and the center was labeled "weirdly large overlap"

i know i saw it on fedi somewhere

selfie, whining about work 

me when I have to write sql

gender things (+?) 

new personal record for getting out of my binder!

re: selfie, e/c 

fuckin cis white people tryin to tell me what to do with my hair

seriously, was never truly happy until I was locked down in 2020 and had to cut my own hair and fuckin chopped it all off

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selfie, e/c 

hair dresser after showing them pic 1, after the usual “but u are girl, r u sure you want hair that short”: well, we just can’t do this hairstyle without relaxing your hair or straightening it, your hair texture just won’t lend itself to this

me 7 or 8 years later: ok, first of all, fuck you,

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