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if you know me irl, consider yourself grandfathered into the old pronouns lol, and please continue to use them irl because I don’t know what I’m doing, but I think I’ll try he/him just here for a bit and see how that feels ok

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selfie w/ cat, e/c 

*slaps roof of cat* this cat can fit so much cat

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alc 

what kit says: I’m in the mood for a margarita
what kit means: I want 𝙎𝘼𝙇𝙏

reaching dangerously low giving-a-shit levels

(14%) ■□□□□□□□□□

mh (~) 

I started thinking about the circumstances surrounding The Bad Depression of 2019 and I really need to stop doing that 🙃

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mh (~), alc 

went from really good mood during the day to drinking a whiskey sour that’s literally like three-fourths whiskey lol

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mh (~) 

gosh my mood has been all over the map today lol

this is your periodic reminder to check your bluetooth headset's settings on your mac and move the slowly drifting balance back to the center 🙂

drunk moping 

nobody loves me
everyone hates me
guess I’ll go eat worms

whining about parents 

how to do chores

1. wait for mom to come over uninvited
2. congrats, you are now running all over the house doing all the chores to avoid spending time with her

hey fedi, it’s been a bit, how’re you

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oops now im sad

“I miss BarCamp, I wish it would come back” says the…organizer of BarCamp 2019 lol…

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it’s that time of year again when I miss barcamp

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hi fedi

i like you :3

posting more text in images to circumvent the character limit is a bannable offense

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free idea: a fedi instance with a 5 character word limit

re: food (junk, animal product) 

fuck it, I thought it’d be funny

whether or not it’s actually funny is debatable

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re: food (junk, animal product) 

im not actually but it was a funny thought

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food (junk, animal product) 

taking instagram-worthy photos of my breakfast: a sugar-free energy drink, a granola bar, and a pack of cheese cracker sandwiches

parenting/family (-) 

I am just so completely drained today, I have nothing left for myself, let alone anyone else

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parenting/family (-) 

I just want people to stop wanting things from me for a bit…

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