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nebraska pol 

Don Bacon commercial be like

if YOU elect KARA EASTMAN she will bURN DOWN OMAHA

web dev API ranting; using emojis to spell words, will probably enrage screenreaders 

mapbox clusters are garbage

G A R B A G E

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@derPUPE An empty cardboard box with an open top, on its side, reflected in a sliding glass door. In the reflection, a cat sits in the box.
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stop me from falling asleep on the couch

stop meeeZZZzzzzZZzzz

if you’re a married millennial and you don’t tap your ring with your spouse’s every once in a while and say “wonder twin powers, activate!” what are you even doing with your life

selfie w/ cat, e/c 

*slaps roof of cat* this cat can fit so much cat

me: doesn’t toot for days
also me: toots like 20 times in an hour about Pokémon lol sorry y’all

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Okay I didn’t mean for this to turn in an hour and a half thing but this was fucking fun lol

jeez I’m such a huge nerd 😰

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but I ain’t gettin’ out of my car to talk to these people looool it’s 11:30pm and I’m smol

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I wish you could add friends in Pokémon Go just by proximity, ‘cause me ‘n Gosh are bros now

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hahaha, GoshReallyIDid must still be around because their Pokémon is back in the gym, they must be in a different part of this plaza within better range of the lures

you’re a cool dude Gosh

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LMAO the gym is already taken back by Team Mystic and there’s 3 Pokémon in there

ok I’m clearly not the only one driving around playing Pokémon Go in the middle of the night

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come back GoshReallyIDid, we can take this bitch

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bitch get out of my parking lot so I can kick your Espeon’s ass and put my Pokémon back in there

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I should get out of my car and be like “FUCKIN FIGHT ME BRO”

lol no that’s a bad idea, I’m a tiny fragile femme

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FUCK YOU 187killer702

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SOMEONE ELSE PULLED UP AND NOW OUR GYM IS BEING ATTACKED, FUCK YOU

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whoever and wherever you are, GoshReallyIDid, thanks for the second lure

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