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*closes mastodon*

ok what should I do on my phone now

*opens mastodon*

wait

alc, mh 

me at the exact right amount of drunk: silly, giggly, friendly, sociable, generally good mood

me ¼ of a shot past the exact right amount: moody, volatile, existential crisis, winning at Tetris 99 while crying and hugging my cat

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okay, let's turn this old personal WordPress site into a static site. I shouldn't need to redo the styles, I just need to pull this markup over, and...

**15 minutes later**

oh god, everything is bad, I need to redo everything

I literally only created the trello board lmao

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just you wait, as soon as someone constructs a double bass pedal that can be operated by restless leg syndrome, I will be the fastest metal drummer ever

I don’t have time for anything anymore, maybe creating a trello board for it will make me happy lol

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gettin’ that side project itch again

name dropping 

I miss Jake ):

snuggled up under my comforter in my nest of pillows, playing sudoku, all feels right in the world, for a time

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sudoku has a Pavlovian effect on me now, I can’t play it during the day, it puts me to sleep

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idk why playing sudoku on my phone is such an effective bedtime ritual. it’s just so soothing and then I get sleepy

what is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star but the inferior second verse of the ABC song

The iOS stage lighting effect is fun, it’s like I’m a photographer or something lol

caps 

It was a one-two punch of “I can’t believe they’re making me use a SLIDER for AGE” and then “WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESNT GO HIGHER THAN 30”

my OTP is Arthur and that girl squirrel from Sword in the Stone

Kitty boosted

cw meta kind of, sensationalized sui 

but for real, I feel bad for people that would be triggered by that kind of stuff, it’s pretty morbid

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