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May I please get 2 followers to copy and repost this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.


Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

What would be a good gender-neutral term for “third man” (the fielding position in cricket)?

Because “third person” sounds weird.

I'm sick of arguing with people who confuse the right to their own opinion with a right to their own facts 😒

I like pure functions. Does that mean I’m a lambda male?

Dad Joke 

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

No one:
Sean Paul in every song: baybe gurrl… budder bong bong

TFW not even Dhanteras wishes are devoid of “ghar ki lakshmi kab la rahe ho?”

I didn’t believe Marques bhai when he said you won’t like 60 Hz after using 120 Hz for a while, but fuck, he was right! 😮

Forget the year of the Linux desktop, and give me the year of RCB victory.

I pronounce myself a proud citizen of Arizona.

Only in Gujarat would you find people doing the Macarena step to a Garba song.

(Self defence has its place. I’m referring to those initiating violence here.)

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I do agree with Gandhi Bapu that violence is harmful to society, sure, no doubt.

But in addition, I find violence… rather stupid. Why would we develop elaborate languages with dozens of figures of speech evolved over centuries… only to use our limbs to make a point?

Talk about last minute. I just purchased’s course with the early discount.

I _think_ I know CSS, but that attitude never helped anyone, so I’m looking forward to being proven disastrously wrong! 😁

Let’s face it. Episode 7 of What If…? was a better Captain Marvel movie than the Captain Marvel movie.

This dog’s mother is kind of a half pet for my family. She stays on her own, but climbs to the first floor and knocks our door when she’s hungry. A very good girl.

And I’m going to be furious if something like this happens to her.

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I’m the guy who kills a mosquito the moment it touches my body.

Yet, I feel sad when I hear someone allegedly fed poisoned milk to a street dog nearby, thus killing the poor creature.

Moral dilemma much. 😟

This game is super fun to play with your team/friends/family. Couldn’t stop laughing.

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