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Why, in every artwork, do we show Krishna with a blue or purple skin?

All ancient texts say he's black. The word “krishna” is literal Sanskrit for “black.” Then why can't our artists accept his complexion for what it is?

Oh, so you're a garbage collector? Enumerate every object.

I have found my ultimate calling.

[Accessibility warning: contains ultra fast animations]

Congratulations, India. We have reached a point in history when the title sponsor of the Filmfare Awards is FUCKING VIMAL!

Let's make a colour together! <3


> If you have an unusual email domain, we recommend changing your email 👍

If your software doesn't allow valid email domains, which also implement all available spam prevention protocols, then I recommend you fix your f***ing software. 👍

How it started: "Woah dude, with time-based releases we can just like, use the date as the version number!"

How it's going: "Your app does not work on my Ubuntu 18"

Shardul Thakur is like the Presto guy in WandaVision. Every time he shows up, you know shit’s gonna get real.

If you’re reading a novel, play the soundtrack of its movie adaptation while reading for extra effect.

Currently experiencing extra effect for LOTR.

I never liked the title “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.” To this day, I call it “Bat Soup.”

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TFW you have to name your show a mouthful “The Falcon and the Winter Soldier” just because “Sam and Buck” sounds like a taco truck or something.

Are we going to pretend it's okay that Batman didn't compliment Superman on his new black suit?

Current status: surfing through the archives of‘s Typography Tips newsletter and honing my type-fu. 🥋

(No, I have not done that yet either. Don't @ me. 😅)

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Even if your site is only in English/Spanish/etc, at least make this a habit. If you eventually do need to support our middle-eastern or oriental friends, it will be natural to you.

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Want to make your CSS more inclusive?

Start using

…instead of the classic -top, -bottom, -left and -right respectively. Same for padding.

Today's match in six words:
“Can you show me another angle?”

March 10: launches

March 16: I discover this GIF.

“Debugging is the subtle art of reconciling what you think you asked a computer to do with what you actually asked a computer to do.”


There cannot BE a better definition.

Copyright is named wrong

It's actually a Right of Copying Prevention

E.g. when it expires, everyone suddenly has more "copy right", not less

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