@danrabbit "I am Daniel Foré" became "I am an array."

At least they are not object-ifying you. 🌚

Just (re)discovered _Into the Night_ by Santana and have been looping it for FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT!

@tedu
Geeks: so move to IPv6 already!?!
Tech industry: but that's work :(

My understanding of IPv4 exhaustion timeline:

2011: we are out of IPs.
2012: we are really out of IPs.
2014: we are really really out of IPs.
2015: we are really really really out of IPs.
2017: we really really really really are out of IPs.
2018: we really really really really really are out of IPs.
2019: we are really really really really really really out of IPs.

RT @bruno_simon@twitter.com

After months of hard but fun work, I'm glad to finally show you my new portfolio 🚗

bruno-simon.com

Made with #threeJS and #canonJS

🐦🔗: twitter.com/bruno_simon/status

My best code reviewer is the shower I take after I've written some code. "Ah! I should have done it *that* way!"

Boo, a useless DRM making life harder for many people.

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*In a workplace full of macOSes and a couple of Ubuntus*

New guy: Hey, that doesn't look like Ubuntu. Is that… @elementary OS?

Me (happy that he knows): Yes it is, indeed.

New guy: How is it?

Me: *gives a short demo*

New guy: Whoa that looks amazing! Also this is the first time I'm seeing a Linux distribution that actually looks great on HiDPI. I'm gonna try this out!

*This is how great products do marketing: by being great products*

The classic Bat Signal, reimagined in the futuristic universe of Batman Beyond / Batman of the Future

Mastodon, do you recommend starting a Pixelfed? What are some good instances?

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@unfa This late? This should have been taken in 2014!

@danrabbit Yes! It would definitely be much easier to update and maintain. The books I've read the are fast af.

Custom branding, check ☑️.
Privacy ☑️. (Google Analytics are an optional extension rather than built-in.)
Public API ☑️. It's totally possible for something like quickDoc to show the documentation in a nice, responsive form.

Apple: We ran out of feline names for our OS. So now we'll do places.

Google: Desserts aren't inclusive. Let's just go with numbers.

Canonical: Hold my ermine!

Microsoft: Embrace, extend, extinguish.

Sony Pictures: Hold my beer.

Am I the only one who is sad that the Sony-Marvel clusterfuck means the end of May Parker 💔 Happy Hogan? They're so cute together.

You know what's the biggest scam nobody talks about? The use of Mbps to advertise network speed instead of the realistic MB/s.

Seriously, when was the last time you measured data size in megabits?

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I'm in Space!

A generalist Mastodon instance with a nice domain name. Running on Glitch Social's fork with a custom theme!