It’s a bright Monday morning, and I’m in the mood for Harry Potter puns. 🧵

Harry may have been a good Seeker at school, but he never played for England.

International Quidditch is a whole different ball game.

The Firebolt was easily the fastest broomstick of its time.

It wiped the floor with the Nimbus 2000.

It was in the sixth year that Hermione knew Ron was a Keeper.

Sirius trusted Peter with the Potters’ location, but Peter turned out to be a rat.

The Bloody Baron emerged from the wall, and Peeves turned white as a ghost.

Harry wished he had some Felix Felicis left, but he was out of luck.

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