Darshak Parikh @dubiousdisc@im-in.space

Autotune is just a cover-up for bad singing.

May I please get 2 followers to copy and repost this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

#SuicidePrevention
1-800-273-8255

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. #EndTheStigma

What would be a good gender-neutral term for “third man” (the fielding position in cricket)?

Because “third person” sounds weird.

I like pure functions. Does that mean I’m a lambda male?

No one:
Sean Paul in every song: baybe gurrl… budder bong bong

TFW not even Dhanteras wishes are devoid of “ghar ki lakshmi kab la rahe ho?”

I didn’t believe Marques bhai when he said you won’t like 60 Hz after using 120 Hz for a while, but fuck, he was right! 😮

Forget the year of the Linux desktop, and give me the year of RCB victory.

#IPL2O21

I pronounce myself a proud citizen of Arizona.

Only in Gujarat would you find people doing the Macarena step to a Garba song.

(Self defence has its place. I’m referring to those initiating violence here.)

I do agree with Gandhi Bapu that violence is harmful to society, sure, no doubt.

But in addition, I find violence… rather stupid. Why would we develop elaborate languages with dozens of figures of speech evolved over centuries… only to use our limbs to make a point?

Remember phablets?

Talk about last minute. I just purchased @JoshWComeau@twitter.com’s #CSSforJS course with the early discount.

I _think_ I know CSS, but that attitude never helped anyone, so I’m looking forward to being proven disastrously wrong! 😁

https://css-for-js.dev/