Internet is a place where:

People sharing corporation's "property" is compared to attacking ships (piracy)

Corporations sharing between them user's data is "respecting their privacy" and "improving their services"


Dear developers, especially those working on free and open software: every new release is an opportunity to have someone discover your tool.

Make sure you explain what your tool is when announcing a new release and have links to where people can learn more about it.

#foss #dev

Looks like I'm now almost a cybercriminal according to Apple

python is notorious for its reference counting

that's where it makes lots of references to old comedy sketches, then counts down until you indicate you understood the reference

May I please get 2 followers to copy and repost this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.


Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

What would be a good gender-neutral term for “third man” (the fielding position in cricket)?

Because “third person” sounds weird.

I'm sick of arguing with people who confuse the right to their own opinion with a right to their own facts 😒

I like pure functions. Does that mean I’m a lambda male?

Dad Joke 

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

No one:
Sean Paul in every song: baybe gurrl… budder bong bong

TFW not even Dhanteras wishes are devoid of “ghar ki lakshmi kab la rahe ho?”

I didn’t believe Marques bhai when he said you won’t like 60 Hz after using 120 Hz for a while, but fuck, he was right! 😮

Forget the year of the Linux desktop, and give me the year of RCB victory.

I pronounce myself a proud citizen of Arizona.

Only in Gujarat would you find people doing the Macarena step to a Garba song.

(Self defence has its place. I’m referring to those initiating violence here.)

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I do agree with Gandhi Bapu that violence is harmful to society, sure, no doubt.

But in addition, I find violence… rather stupid. Why would we develop elaborate languages with dozens of figures of speech evolved over centuries… only to use our limbs to make a point?

Talk about last minute. I just purchased’s course with the early discount.

I _think_ I know CSS, but that attitude never helped anyone, so I’m looking forward to being proven disastrously wrong! 😁

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