"I thought you would have a hoard of gold," the knight said.
"We sleep on what we treasure," the dragon replied.
"So where is your bed?"
The dragon shrugged, transformed into a cat, and jumped up on the knight's lap. "Here, if I may?"
"You may," he smiled.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Tired: Virtue signalling
Wired: Modulated virtue/vice signalling
Hired: Spread-spectrum multiple-frequency phased-array ethical weirdness signalling
please use the image description tool
i'm begging you
this is a very important and easy thing to do to make mastodon accessible and too many do not use it
Just a Public Service Announcement:
Calling for people to report someone actually doesn’t help moderation; in fact, it makes it harder for us to do our job. Whilst you may have “needed” this behavior on twitter, you don’t need it here.
I really want to learn how to read the astrological weather better but I have no idea how to find good resources for self-teaching. 🤔
Glitch level: God-tier
I think a lot of people are having a rough day so here is some pictures of kittens
Last boost: Kitty parkour!
Will this water trap stop a cunning cat from opening the door? http://feeds.boingboing.net/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/XQZV1MQx86w/will-this-water-trap-stop-a-cu.html #boingboing #betteridges_law_of_cats #cats #wonderful_creatures
The worst thing ever is when you select something to click and as you're clicking it flips over to the thing you didn't select.
‘But you’re Philip Glass! What are you doing here?’ It was obvious that I was installing his dishwasher and I told him I would soon be finished. ‘But you are an artist,’ he protested. I explained that I was an artist but that I was sometimes a plumber as well and that he should go away and let me finish.”>>
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[PDX] call for lgbtq+ assistance/houising Show more
“The government says Trump's Twitter feed is a personal account and not a public forum requiring him to welcome all voices.” - so why won't Twitter apply their Terms of Service to his account like any other personal account? (quote source:) https://twitter.com/AP/status/971845792951685120
RT @AP@twitter.com Judge recommends President Trump mute rather than block some Twitter followers to resolve a First Amendment lawsuit. http://apne.ws/vQY4qNd
Thought:
"Design" as practiced today by computer people tends to be heavily based on the idea of negative space: that good design is what's NOT in a system, and by extension, what is NOT ALLOWED TO BE ADDED to the system by a user.
A "design-heavy" system, then, is inevitably highly restrictive about user actions, lest they "ruin the cool design" by adding their own desired features that "make it messy".
But users WANT control over their own space.
Is there a "design" that empowers users?
tired: "anyone who ____ is a cop" jokes are about undercover cops revealing themselves
wired: "anyone who _____ is a cop" jokes are about how capitalism enlists all of us to discipline and punish the behavior of our peers and ourselves, installing a cop within each person
TIL that Al Worden was on a Mr Rogers special about the Apollo 15 mission, in the name of #scicomm, and it's wonderful. http://www.alworden.com/mrrogers1.htm