Sieger @Sieger@im-in.space

What are you doing on the table, you DICKS!!

#minecraft

There's a special place in hell for recipe authors who use volume instead of weight for gooey or sticky things. Use volume for liquids. Any other time, it's much easier and more reliable to go by weight. ANY time. There's no way that I, an occasional hobbyist baker, could be wrong about this.

I just picked some parsley and now my gross fingers smell nice.

I have created a #pixelfed account ​
It's like Instagram except it isn't owned by a soulless corporation and it is (wait for it) federated! Like Mastodon! Except it isn't federated YET. So, actually Wait for it.

If anyone want to see the great blackbird I posted a photo of, here's my profile: https://admires.art/krudtslam

This is my spirit animal

Today I ate a mint that expired in 2010. I found it in an old jacket. It was quite the treasure to find, because I wanted a liquorice or mint or something, but my liquorices were upstairs and I didn't feel like going up the stairs.

#jackettreasures

I'm VERY EXCITED for the new season of GLOW! June 29th! I'm gonna wrestle the next person I seeee!!!

UFO spotted

if I'm not sure if I've taken my wellbutrin today, is it a better idea to take my dose as usual now or wait until tomorrow?

a bird discovers a capybara's hidden off switch

Noura Hussein's father forcibly married her off to this disgrace of a man, who, after she had fended him off for the first 4 days, forced himself on her with the help of several male family members of his.The day after, he tried again. But she was ready this time, and she stabbed him to death. For this, she has been sentenced to death.
Read: https://cnn.it/2L4VM75
Sign: change.org/JusticeforNoura
#JusticeForNoura

Today is beautiful as frig and I love dandelions

Just playing my violin in the bathroom. The acoustics. Good acoustics. Stop asking questions.

#thesims #sims4

Just noticed the toot before the above was about keeping wasps away. We need the bugs but not on MY balcony!

Watching Lost in Space and it's pretty good! But the boy and the robot... Unforgivably hacky. Keep that shit in kids' movies, please. Also kids. Keep kids in kids' movies. Thank.

So the blue peophin I previously talked about? I got an elderly zap on it! That was exciting. Guess what happened next? Some dinglebutt adopted it and painted it christmas and put it back in the pound. I'm probably more disappointed about this than I should be. It just blows my mind that people can be this destructive.
Below is my illustration of the culprit.

It looks like someone carved a furious gorilla face into this tree. Honestly not sure whether a person did this or if it was nature or something DIVINE. If the latter: All hail Gorilla! I for one welcome our new gorilla overlords.

You don't have to wear that dress tonight

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2018/04/16/roxson/